The following is documentation of my first attempt at piping in over 5 years. What you are about to see is in fact the product of a capable 20 year old and not the work of a deranged child...proceed with caution. (More explanation to come soon...if you're nice.)

A long time ago...*I'm not going to do it, I'm not going to do it*...oh, ok...in a galaxy far, far away...I knew how to make those corny little flowers out of icing. (Such a better background story than that little Star Wars thing). Yeah, that's right, I had talent. You wouldn't be able to tell by looking at these pictures. However, you may be impressed, so for the integrity of this post I'll pretend you are blown away by this display.
Back in the day my babysitter taught me to make those cute little flowers you see on your standard grocery store b-day cake and the ability to do so meant absolutely nothing to me at the time (bummer). Now, I wish I had some great story to tell you all about how I have known I've wanted to be a baker since I was a little girl, but I don't and won't pretend that I do. I will be the first to confess that baking wasn't really something I was interested in until my freshman year of college.
*random connected memory moment...stick with me through this one. It will all make sense in the end and if it doesn't just smile and nod.*
...I never took to the idea of being away from my mom for long periods of time. I'm usually attached to her at the hip when I can be. So, when I found myself away from home for the first time in my life I tried to hold on to the things that reminded me of my mom the most.
The Food Network was something we really loved, something that I found and still find on the TV the majority of the time I'm at my mom's place (if football isn't on). My freshman year I became obsessed with any baking show Food Network had (most notable , Ace of Cakes, I heart me some Geoff and Duff). I had never done much baking in my life. In fact the only real experience I had ever had with making anything food related was that small amount of time spent working with the frosting flowers. Once the novelty of my small talent wore off (back in the day), I moved on to other things. It wasn't until I made these little beauties that I wished I never ditched my mad frosting skills.
Going into the project featured here I knew I had to think of something to bake that was fool proof. Something that, even if the frosting came off looking a little shady, people would still eat.
Funfetti a.k.a. "The Crowd Pleaser".I went with the funfetti. Unfortunately I did not only go for the funfetti cake but also the funfetti icing. Now, it's not that I thought that this was too much funfetti for one person to handle (that's an impossibility), but what you have to understand is...funfetti incing has funfetti fun rainbow sprinkles in it. Funfetti fun sprinkles, although quite yummy, aren't so funfetti for bakers trying to squeeze them out of a small piping topper. This project will forever be known as the "Funfetti fail".

Notice that I have to use both hands to squeeze the content of the bag out onto the tiny cake of love. No good. Usually I found that the sprinkles liked to clump in the nozzle all at one time causing massive icing back up. This resulted in my consumption of way too much funfetti by the end of the project. It all made sense at the time, I swear.

The finished product of a dyslexic toddlerAll together it wasn't a complete disaster and the cupcakes were consumed so quickly that no one really had time to notice how scary the frost job was. For my first time piping since middle school, those little swirly ones don't look half bad (if I do say so myself).
Can we get a close up of that?

mmm, there ya go. That's art right there.
I'll admit, the creative looking ones (heart, checkerboard, indistinguishable dot patterns, ec.) was stretching it a bit, I understand. But hey, maybe next time they'll come out looking like a slightly less dyslexic 10 year old made them...or maybe I'll just play it safe.
So what did we learn today, boys and girls?
1. Megahan's life story is more thrilling than Star Wars
2. Funfetti is a fun word to say
3. Rainbow icing with the fun sprinkles = bad choice for piping
We'll get through this together, don't you worry. Piping take two will be coming soon.